1. (via lovegifs) Sweet dreams tumblr
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    (via lovegifs)

    Sweet dreams tumblr

  2. I could NOT stop laughing throughout this whole thing

    * Connected, feel free to talk now *
    You: hey man
    Stranger: hey
    You: we met five minutes ago
    You: you may not remember
    Stranger: i can’t see u so idk
    You: yeah
    You: we left off on a conversation
    You: it was awkward
    You: you remember that, right?
    Stranger: not really
    Stranger: did i see you?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: what do you look like
    Stranger: i might remeber then
    You: i was caucasian
    You: blonde hair
    Stranger: i’m looking for someone
    Stranger: so i’m going to go
    You: i can help
    You: we had that awkward conversation
    You: and i found out alot of things about you
    Stranger: wait. you’re from florida?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: you where suppose to add me on facebook
    You: my bad
    You: i’ll do that right now
    Stranger: you added my old one which i don’t know anymore
    Stranger: what’s your name i’ll add you
    You: shoot
    You: it’s not taking my log in
    Stranger: is this really you?
    You: yeah
    You: okay my name is darryl
    Stranger: because i’ve been looking for you
    Stranger: and i found you three times
    You: darryl powers
    You: we talked several times and i gave you false info
    Stranger: why?
    You: it was a trust thing
    You: just forget it
    Stranger: there’s like six darryl powers
    You: you see the one with the sunset?
    Stranger: mhm
    You: that’s me

  3. Bands like Mayday Parade, The Used, and A Day to Remember should be castrated with hammers

    I don’t know why, but I have a sudden rage against their music

    Maybe it’s the way they sing… Hmm…

  4. (via massromantic) I lol’d
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    (via massromantic)

    I lol’d

  5. The Unclothed Man in the 35th Century It’s a provocative and creative series on IFC.com and was created by Dash Shaw, the man who created The Bottomless Belly Button. Which was also provocative and creative. I understand that this was essentially an advertisement for Dash Shaw but I can’t sleep and I want some damn money.
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    The Unclothed Man in the 35th Century

    It’s a provocative and creative series on IFC.com and was created by Dash Shaw, the man who created The Bottomless Belly Button. Which was also provocative and creative.

    I understand that this was essentially an advertisement for Dash Shaw but I can’t sleep and I want some damn money.

  6. saturdaytragic:

    My recent drop in both tumblarity and followers has made me decide to introduce a premature New Year’s resolution:

    I will regain my tumblr integrity.

    No more purely stupid comments and webcam photos.

    More photography, lyrics and insights.

    I’ma remake a tumblr worth following.

  7. wollongonger: Want to get into my pants? No? What’s that you say? Not even one little bit? Alright, no need to be rude. Well if there was any chance you did want to, in the future, or if you know somebody, all you need to do is buy me some Flapjack episodes and share with me the joy of adventure.  This request also equals mine. As well. Also. SOBUYIT
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    wollongonger:

    Want to get into my pants? No? What’s that you say? Not even one little bit? Alright, no need to be rude. Well if there was any chance you did want to, in the future, or if you know somebody, all you need to do is buy me some Flapjack episodes and share with me the joy of adventure.

     This request also equals mine. As well. Also.

    SOBUYIT

  8. NEWS FLASH

    It’s illegal for an erection to show through a man’s pants in Ohio

    You will go to jail, Robbie.

  9. I know I've mentioned this before but...

    The guy who created Salad Fingers has a band and their music isn’t that bad! It’s called Locust Toybox. I’m sure if you search enough you’ll find some of their music.

  10. amnesiac1331: bathroomwindow: reblog if you miss this show
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    amnesiac1331:

    bathroomwindow:

    reblog if you miss this show

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